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2026-10-10 · Aid Thompsin

Trump Promotes A FAN To Be His Press Secretary

I always thought bombarding my crush with WhatsApps at 2am and begging her to be her slave and live with her and work with her was a bit much. But it's clear now I wasn't trying hard enough. That's the lesson I've taken…

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2026-10-01 · aidThompsin

Why Are Tories Blaming Labour For Prison Overcrowding?

Step right up, STEP RIGHT UP! To the Great British Decline that people keep telling me is 100% not British decline. From ADHD kids…

2026-09-30 · aidThompsin

Harry & Meghan Wander Aimlessly Into “No-Consequence Britain”

Money can get you a lot in life. And a Spotify deal even more. And Holy LORD above, the technology Harry has witnessed of late wou…

2024-01-03 · aidThompsin

All Things Epstein

Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew are about to be exposed in court papers along with around 200 other people connected to one Jeffrey…

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2023-04-09 · Aid Thompsin

The Resurrection Of Sanity Is Still A Way Off

Happy Easter, it’s a time of rebirth, a time of new life. I wonder if we might see a resurrection of sanity any time soon? Anyone remember that? I turn on the TV and flick to the news. Oh great, Eric Trump has shared so…

2023-03-11 · Aid Thompsin

WhatsApp: The Right Wing Truth-Serum

Are you a different person online to off? How about on-text compared to in actual conversation? Matt Hancock was different. So was…

2023-02-25 ·

Sunak's At A Crossroads. The One You Arrive At When You’re Dead.

The modern Conservative party are absolutely fucked. Poll-wise, existentially, they have no vision, no leadership, their future pr…

2022-12-18 ·

Strip Them Of Their Titles? They're Gonna Strip You Of Your Home.

While we were all frothing about Harry and Meghan, the strikes and the cold snap - the Bank of England quietly raised interest rat…

2022-11-27 ·

Repercussions Are Dead. Long-Live Fake Repercussions.

Saturday night and I’m at home alone with the kids. The missus has gone out for her annual Christmas (/late-Nov) catch up with the girls and I’m trying to decide how best to make use of the time. It’s a Saturday night no…

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2022-11-20 ·

The World Cup Could Be An Opportunity For Us All

The World Cup is about to begin (20th November) and Britain could not be more ready. Name a better time! I mean, some say it’s bes…

2022-11-06 ·

Raising Interest Rates Again? What's the Definition of Insanity?

Well another week, another interest rate hike. I make that the seventeenth time this quarter. Though I confess I’ve never been one…

2022-10-23 ·

"I Can't Believe I Cut My Holiday Short For This Shit"

Politics Sketch // Sunday Blog // LONDON Saturday night and there's a very faint whiff of hope in the air. It feels as though Joh…

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2022-10-16 ·

Hunt is de-facto PM. And it's one of the last, frantic Chess moves of a checkmated Tory party.

Jeremy Hunt is your new Prime Minister! His office may say “Chancellor”. He may have shifted a few things into Number 11. But he is - by a stretch - the most powerful political figure in Britain today. And for at least …

2022-10-09 ·

Liz Truss Is Like A Cognitively-Impaired Teenager The Party Supportively Applaud

The Tory Conference kicked off this week. And it's funny. You could choose to interpret that opening sentence in any way you wish …

2022-10-02 ·

Fucking The Country Without Consent

The Conservative Party Conference begins tomorrow! A four-day festival peppered with headline appearances from your favourite soci…

2022-09-25 ·

The Hydraulic Fracturing of Tory Foundations

It was only in June the Bank of England were warning us NOT to ask for pay-rises because “it’ll only fuel inflation”. Doctors and…

2022-09-24 · Funk 27

Doom-Lolz of the week | 24/09/2022

The week started bad and went downhill from there. But at least we were able to punctuate the sobbing with a few hysterical cackles (albeit with our hands over our faces and indeed indecipherable at times from the sobbin…

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2022-09-18 ·

Welcome To Britain's Endgame

Welcome, welcome, to the endgame of Britain! Our beloved Queen just checked-out as the whole country's about to collapse into a P…

2022-09-13 ·

The Queen's Death Has Shone a Light On Social Issues

The Queen's passing has yielded a lot of different feelings from a lot of different corners of society. Perhaps it's unsurprising …

2022-09-11 ·

When Britain Gets Emotional

We are now on Day 3 of the official mourning period. Three of ten. I can't tell you the last time I spent ten days sadabout someth…

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2022-09-04 ·

Kettles & Catastrophe: Where's The Fucking Plan?

I believe it was in the first week of August that Gordon Brown intervened, begging the Govt to hold an emergency budget or Cobra meeting or something. An emergency meeting. As in, immediate, serious, this could get, err,…

2022-09-03 · Funk-27

Doom-lolz Of The Week | 3rd Sept 2022

Sweet motherfuckin' Jesus... Bluster and good ol' British optimism be damned, the week started shit and went downhill from there. …

2022-08-28 ·

Lights, Camera, Inaction.

Another week, another total absence of Government at a time of national crisis. Leadership vacuum doesn't do it justice. We are no…

2022-08-27 · Funk 27

Doom-lolz Of The Week | 27th August 2022

In the first of what we hope will be many - we take a look at some of the funniest gems to have emerged in pop culture and the pol…

2022-08-21 ·

Why AREN'T Tories Taking This Seriously?

Why aren’t the Tories doing more to address the Cost of Living Crisis? That’s the question I keep coming back to. They must know it’s about to bite. They must know it’s not *just* going to swallow a few plebby, disabled …

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2022-07-31 · David Lowther

DAVID LOWTHER: We're All In This Together… except the ones who aren’t.

Being poor is, and I know this might surprise you- shit. Money is essentially the capital to do what you want, whether it’s go on…

2022-07-28 ·

FIRESALE! Get What You Can Before The Shit Hits The Fan

Fun to see Sunak U-Turn on his "no tax-cuts!" stance from... *checks notes* last week. I suppose it's similar to his "I won't tax …

2022-07-20 ·

The Tory Leadership Race Hasn't Been As Pointless As You'd Think

A common complaint in the current arena is we’re being waterboarded with coverage of the Tory leadership, despite a fraction of us…

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2022-07-18 · James Bennison

The Nerd’s Stag Do - Day Two

<- Make Sure You Check Out Part-1 First Whilst the boys and I were, without question, #LadsLadsLads, we were not the kind of lads who go to strip clubs and ogle at the female body. Most of the Lads were in loving relati…

2022-07-17 ·

It's Like Watching A Terrible Couple's Marriage Collapse

I recall writing not so long ago (pre Pincher-gate) about the internal Tory split. I called the blog “Tories Are Split: the Witles…

2022-07-11 · James Bennison

The Nerd’s Stag Do - Day One

Being an absolute lad I get invited on a huge amount of stag dos, sometimes as many as one a year. A lot of people I know are pret…

2022-07-10 ·

Sunday Blog: The Tory Leadership Candidates

The Tory Leadership candidates are out in full force now, aren’t they? It’s easy to mock. You don’t have to stray too far in the w…

2022-07-03 ·

2024 Is Going To Be Abysmal

Well, another week, another seven days of gawkish chaos, this time we take our attention States-side. When Biden won the 2020 Election, a lot of us on the Left breathed a sigh of relief. “Ah thank Christ,” we sighed. “…

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2022-06-26 · David Lowther

DAVID LOWTHER: The 1922 Committee is outdated -we need to act

Sit down, this may be shocking: the 1922 committee is outdated & we need to act. UK politics is at a long time fracture: the Prim…

2022-06-19 ·

One Man's Global Britain Is Another's Rogue State

Another week, another 65 million British heads simultaneously slumping into their respective hands while calls grow for the nation…

2022-06-12 ·

Brexit's A Disaster. So, If You're Looking For A New Cult...

Brexit is falling to pieces by the day. Whether it’s queues at the border (increased red tape), sewage in the harbour (de-regulati…

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2022-06-05 ·

Mutiny! Mutiny on the Bounty!

This week saw the Conservative Party’s internal split widen. As of this morning (Sunday 5th June 2022), the Times’ Tim Shipman is reporting the no. of Letters of No Confidence could be as high as sixty-seven (the thresho…

2022-05-28 ·

"Have You No Shame?" the voter asked the Psychopath.

It's long been said that we've gone past the era of shame now. We're through it. Phew. What an awful relationship that was. Christ…

2022-05-19 ·

What would it take for this Govt to actually do something?

Okay, here’s a question for you. What would have to happen, what set of circumstances or sequence of events would have to take pla…

2022-05-16 ·

They Would Literally Shoot The Messenger If They Could

Well, that was another week done. We made it through *another* one without gouging our eyes out and stuffing them in our ear holes…

2022-05-01 ·

That Was Then, This Is Now - Don't Change The Subject!

Well another week, another runaway trainwreck of political absurdity. Where black is white and up is down. Where what you did six months ago holds no bearing on the moral high-ground you take here and now. Why are you br…

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2022-04-25 ·

Why Are We Talking About WFH Again?

Well, here we go again. It had been a whole week or two since we’d last had the "WFH = Lazy" brigade out frothing about “productiv…

2022-04-24 ·

Tory Leadership: 4 Tories Who Aren't Total C**ts

It’s getting nearer to that time again! We’ve had Christmas, New Year and Easter. Next on the list of our favourite recurring trad…

2022-04-16 ·

Tories Are Now Split: The Witterers & The Witless

There’s an air of hope permeating through Britain at the moment, isn’t there? A subtle but infectious new variant of political opt…

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2022-04-11 ·

28 Years Later: Kurt Cobain

It was 28 years ago on Friday (just gone) that Kurt Cobain took his own life. I remember when it happened and the effect it had on popular culture. The effect it had on me and my friends. We were about thirteen years old…

2022-04-03 ·

Peak Oil: The End Of Our Way Of Life

Get ready for a buzzkill. There’s your disclaimer. This shit is going to shake you to your core. I don’t even mean that in a casu…

2022-03-06 ·

Ukraine Is About Gas. So Why Are We Not Talking About It?

What would it take for the world to have an open, honest conversation about fossil fuels and natural gas? What are the catalysts? …

2022-03-02 ·

Contrarians Are Back (& You’ve Come A Long Way, Baby)

From the “The Surrender Bill!” and “Traitors!” to a tacit support of a Russian dictator, the contrarians have returned. Hooray for…

2022-02-20 ·

We're About To Find Out How Useful Blitz-Nonce Boomers Really Are

From the Sue Gray 'update' to Prince Andrew's settlement, in the UK we've gotten used to things failing to match their hype. Take your pick: Brexit's sunlit uplands, "It's Coming Home", THIS ARTICLE, your new sexual part…

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2022-02-13 ·

Johnsonism Has Reduced Us To A Bit-Part On The World Stage

Well, here we are. Right on the cusp of an international military crisis and the Big Dog, who's waited to be Churchill 2.0 his ent…

2022-02-05 ·

I'm a Comedian & Progressive. And I'm conflicted about Jimmy Carr.

When Jimmy Carr’s Netflix special (His Dark Material) dropped, my initial reaction was “Wow, Jimmy Carr got a Netflix deal?”. I’d…

2022-01-25 ·

The Sue Gray Roller-Coaster Everybody Wants Off

I was as shocked as you were. I’m not aware on any parties. All guidance was followed. It was a work event. It was only ten minute…

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2022-01-16 ·

Big Dog Caligula Clings On

“More parties? MORE? Are you physically shitting my tits?” That was the reaction from much of Britain this week as - day-by-day - more leaks of more illegal parties at Number 10 emerged. For some, this has been amusing.…

2022-01-09 ·

Integrity-Bin Braverman Nails Remaining Credibility To Johnson's Sinking Ship

Fun to see Suella Braverman attempt to weigh-in on a legal matter again this week. It’s like watching your Granddad try to operate…

2021-12-18 ·

No One Will Accept Circuit Breaker While Albino Yeti Remains In No10

We now know, to a greater or lesser extent, that there were illegal Christmas parties taking place across various departments in W…

2021-12-17 ·

Frost Negotiates Own Exit; Dorries Hits Baker’s Free Speech Threshold

You’d think it might take a lot to hit Steve Baker’s threshold for Free Speech. One of a hareem of self-styled Tory libertarians, …

2021-11-05 ·

The Week Populism Became Unpopular

In the past week I’ve been bothered by a few instances of shitty press behaviour. And that’s without even really going looking. On Monday, the Daily Express ran two (starkly) different headlines. One for Scotland. One fo…

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2020-10-17 ·

From The Vault: Remembering My Commute

We've all been furloughed or WFH for months now, but as a friend suggested he missed "the way things were", I felt compelled to pu…

2020-09-29 · Aid Thompsin

Deep-Fakes Are About To Ruin Everything

It's June 2021. President Biden is waking up. It's 6:10am in DC. In London, late morning. For the past four hours, Sky News, BBC, …